SUSPICIOUS BAGUETTE ENERGY TEE
- 250 gsm heavyweight cotton — it hangs instead of clinging, never see-through
- Printed front & back — water-based ink, no plastic hand feel
- Boxy body, dropped shoulder — true to size
Between two sizes? Take the larger.
Sold out for now. Leave your email and the club hears first when it is back.
Every Broissant order funds the first Broissant bakery in the US. Yes, including this one.
3% of the way to $500,000 How it works
Broissant funds the bakery from what the brand makes. Here is what the counter unlocks along the way.
- 10% Bakery plan, real numbers, first meetings Next up
- 20% Location hunt starts — Texas first Locked
- 40% Design, ovens, cold room, equipment Locked
- 60% Build-out of the first shop Locked
- 80% Hiring and training the team Locked
- 100% Open the damn bakery Locked
Packed and shipped tracked from Austin
$9 flat tracked, 27 countries
Size exchanges on us
Usually the same day
The pictures don’t do it justice — the weight, the fabric, the design.Valerie W. · Santa Fe, NM
True to size and the drape is exactly what you see.Anni V. · Helsinki, FI
Details & fit
For the days you've got Suspicious Baguette Energy — and you're not sorry. Screen-printed bubble graphic on the back, small logo on the chest.
Oversized, cloud-soft 250 GSM 100% cotton — the tee you'll reach for on repeat. Goes over everything, forgives everything.
Say what you're thinking. Let the shirt do it.
Shipping, duties & delivery
Everything on the site is in stock and packed in Austin, Texas. $9 flat tracked delivery anywhere we ship, free over $70.
United States: 3 to 5 days. Worldwide: 7 to 12 days, tracked door to door to 27 countries.
Returns & exchanges
30 days from delivery, on unworn pieces with the tags still on. Tell us first by email so we send you the right address for your country.
Size exchanges are on us: reply to your order email with the size you need and we send it out. If the mistake is ours we cover the return postage; if you simply changed your mind, it is on you.
250 gsm heavyweight cotton. Printed front & back. Screen-printed in small runs. Free shipping over $70. Tracked to 27 countries. 30-day returns, exchanges on us.
Every order builds a bakery.
Not a charity drive. The counter tracks Broissant sales revenue going into the bakery project.
250 gsm · 100% cottonHeavy enough to hang, not to sweat in.
Most brand tees sit at 180 gsm and go see-through by July. This one is 250 — it keeps its shape, it drapes off the shoulder, and it comes out of the wash looking like it went in.
- Composition100% cotton
- PrintWater-based, front & back
- CutBoxy body, dropped shoulder
- CareCold wash inside out
Three people, three sizes

Sits at the hip, sleeve mid-bicep.

Size up one for a looser shoulder.

The boxy streetwear silhouette.
Worn by the club
Straight from the feed — the same pieces, on people who paid for them.
What people wrote us
This hoodie is absolutely fabulous beyond reason. The pictures don’t do it justice — I love everything about it, the weight, the fabric, the design.Club Hoodie · Black
Broissant content has been my lifeline. I’m a Finnish girl who lived in Paris and I’m homesick to go back — this is the closest thing I’ve found.Club Tee
Keep up the fabulous, enlightened and hilarious posts. My daughters and I are big fans.Club Tee
It arrived and I couldn’t wait for a review request — sending you photos instead. My tee!!Suspicious Baguette Energy Tee
I don’t think Eros realizes the depth and width of his audience. His humour is infectious … in a non-disease way.Broissant Cup
This hoodie is absolutely fabulous beyond reason. The pictures don’t do it justice — I love everything about it, the weight, the fabric, the design.Club Hoodie · Black
Broissant content has been my lifeline. I’m a Finnish girl who lived in Paris and I’m homesick to go back — this is the closest thing I’ve found.Club Tee
Keep up the fabulous, enlightened and hilarious posts. My daughters and I are big fans.Club Tee
It arrived and I couldn’t wait for a review request — sending you photos instead. My tee!!Suspicious Baguette Energy Tee
I don’t think Eros realizes the depth and width of his audience. His humour is infectious … in a non-disease way.Broissant Cup
I don’t think Eros realizes the depth and width of his audience. His humour is infectious … in a non-disease way.Broissant Cup
It arrived and I couldn’t wait for a review request — sending you photos instead. My tee!!Suspicious Baguette Energy Tee
Keep up the fabulous, enlightened and hilarious posts. My daughters and I are big fans.Club Tee
Broissant content has been my lifeline. I’m a Finnish girl who lived in Paris and I’m homesick to go back — this is the closest thing I’ve found.Club Tee
This hoodie is absolutely fabulous beyond reason. The pictures don’t do it justice — I love everything about it, the weight, the fabric, the design.Club Hoodie · Black
I don’t think Eros realizes the depth and width of his audience. His humour is infectious … in a non-disease way.Broissant Cup
It arrived and I couldn’t wait for a review request — sending you photos instead. My tee!!Suspicious Baguette Energy Tee
Keep up the fabulous, enlightened and hilarious posts. My daughters and I are big fans.Club Tee
Broissant content has been my lifeline. I’m a Finnish girl who lived in Paris and I’m homesick to go back — this is the closest thing I’ve found.Club Tee
This hoodie is absolutely fabulous beyond reason. The pictures don’t do it justice — I love everything about it, the weight, the fabric, the design.Club Hoodie · Black
Before you order
How does the sizing run?
True to size, with a boxy body and dropped shoulders. Between two sizes, take the larger one.
When will my order ship?
Everything on the site is in stock. You get a tracking email the moment your parcel leaves us.
Do you ship outside the United States?
27 countries, tracked from Austin. $9 flat, free over $70. Import VAT is collected on delivery outside the US.
What if the size is wrong?
Size exchanges are on us. Reply to your order email and we send the right size before you post the first one back.
How do I care for it?
Cold wash inside out, no tumble dryer, no ironing on the print.
Why does every product page talk about a bakery?
Because that is where the money goes. Broissant funds the opening of a French bakery in the US from what the brand makes, and the counter on this page shows exactly how far along we are. You are buying a piece of clothing at its normal price — nothing is added for the project.
Is part of my order a donation?
No. Broissant is a company, not a charity: nothing is tax-deductible and there is no donate button anywhere on this site. We put the revenue to work on the bakery and we publish the progress.
Still unsure? Email the team — a human replies, Monday to Friday.
















