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SUSPICIOUS BAGUETTE ENERGY TEE

$50or $45 with the club code WELCOME10
  • 250 gsm heavyweight cotton — it hangs instead of clinging, never see-through
  • Printed front & back — water-based ink, no plastic hand feel
  • Boxy body, dropped shoulder — true to size
Complete the setOptional · add in one tap
ColorBlack
Size

Between two sizes? Take the larger.

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🥐 This order helps build the bakery

Every Broissant order funds the first Broissant bakery in the US. Yes, including this one.

3% of the way to $500,000 How it works

Broissant funds the bakery from what the brand makes. Here is what the counter unlocks along the way.

  • 10% Bakery plan, real numbers, first meetings Next up
  • 20% Location hunt starts — Texas first Locked
  • 40% Design, ovens, cold room, equipment Locked
  • 60% Build-out of the first shop Locked
  • 80% Hiring and training the team Locked
  • 100% Open the damn bakery Locked
In stock

Packed and shipped tracked from Austin

Free over $70

$9 flat tracked, 27 countries

30-day returns

Size exchanges on us

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Usually the same day

Unboxing · 1:38
The pictures don’t do it justice — the weight, the fabric, the design. Valerie W. · Santa Fe, NM
True to size and the drape is exactly what you see. Anni V. · Helsinki, FI
Details & fit

For the days you've got Suspicious Baguette Energy — and you're not sorry. Screen-printed bubble graphic on the back, small logo on the chest.

Oversized, cloud-soft 250 GSM 100% cotton — the tee you'll reach for on repeat. Goes over everything, forgives everything.

Say what you're thinking. Let the shirt do it.

Shipping, duties & delivery

Everything on the site is in stock and packed in Austin, Texas. $9 flat tracked delivery anywhere we ship, free over $70.

United States: 3 to 5 days. Worldwide: 7 to 12 days, tracked door to door to 27 countries.

Returns & exchanges

30 days from delivery, on unworn pieces with the tags still on. Tell us first by email so we send you the right address for your country.

Size exchanges are on us: reply to your order email with the size you need and we send it out. If the mistake is ours we cover the return postage; if you simply changed your mind, it is on you.

$50Black · XS

250 gsm heavyweight cotton. Printed front & back. Screen-printed in small runs. Free shipping over $70. Tracked to 27 countries. 30-day returns, exchanges on us.

Eros wearing the brown cap and tee
The bakery fund

Every order builds a bakery.

3% of our $500,000 bakery goal 97% to go until baguettes become real.

Not a charity drive. The counter tracks Broissant sales revenue going into the bakery project.

250 gsm · 100% cotton
The fabric

Heavy enough to hang, not to sweat in.

Most brand tees sit at 180 gsm and go see-through by July. This one is 250 — it keeps its shape, it drapes off the shoulder, and it comes out of the wash looking like it went in.

Fast fashion 140 gsm
Standard tee 180 gsm
This tee 250 gsm
  • Composition100% cotton
  • PrintWater-based, front & back
  • CutBoxy body, dropped shoulder
  • CareCold wash inside out
Get the 250 gsmFree over $70 · 30-day returns
The fit

Three people, three sizes

Size S — fitted
Size S — fitted

Sits at the hip, sleeve mid-bicep.

Size L — relaxed
Size L — relaxed

Size up one for a looser shoulder.

Size XL — oversized
Size XL — oversized

The boxy streetwear silhouette.

Take my sizeFree over $70 · 30-day returns · exchanges on us
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Worn by the club

Straight from the feed — the same pieces, on people who paid for them.

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From the inbox

What people wrote us

4.8/5

From 48 customer messages

This hoodie is absolutely fabulous beyond reason. The pictures don’t do it justice — I love everything about it, the weight, the fabric, the design.
Valerie W.· Santa Fe, NM
Club Hoodie · Black
Broissant content has been my lifeline. I’m a Finnish girl who lived in Paris and I’m homesick to go back — this is the closest thing I’ve found.
Anni V.· Helsinki, Finland
Club Tee
Keep up the fabulous, enlightened and hilarious posts. My daughters and I are big fans.
Maït F.· Nairobi, Kenya
Club Tee
It arrived and I couldn’t wait for a review request — sending you photos instead. My tee!!
Jean L.· San Antonio, TX
Suspicious Baguette Energy Tee
I don’t think Eros realizes the depth and width of his audience. His humour is infectious … in a non-disease way.
Hope D.· Gastonia, NC
Broissant Cup
This hoodie is absolutely fabulous beyond reason. The pictures don’t do it justice — I love everything about it, the weight, the fabric, the design.
Valerie W.· Santa Fe, NM
Club Hoodie · Black
Broissant content has been my lifeline. I’m a Finnish girl who lived in Paris and I’m homesick to go back — this is the closest thing I’ve found.
Anni V.· Helsinki, Finland
Club Tee
Keep up the fabulous, enlightened and hilarious posts. My daughters and I are big fans.
Maït F.· Nairobi, Kenya
Club Tee
It arrived and I couldn’t wait for a review request — sending you photos instead. My tee!!
Jean L.· San Antonio, TX
Suspicious Baguette Energy Tee
I don’t think Eros realizes the depth and width of his audience. His humour is infectious … in a non-disease way.
Hope D.· Gastonia, NC
Broissant Cup
I don’t think Eros realizes the depth and width of his audience. His humour is infectious … in a non-disease way.
Hope D.· Gastonia, NC
Broissant Cup
It arrived and I couldn’t wait for a review request — sending you photos instead. My tee!!
Jean L.· San Antonio, TX
Suspicious Baguette Energy Tee
Keep up the fabulous, enlightened and hilarious posts. My daughters and I are big fans.
Maït F.· Nairobi, Kenya
Club Tee
Broissant content has been my lifeline. I’m a Finnish girl who lived in Paris and I’m homesick to go back — this is the closest thing I’ve found.
Anni V.· Helsinki, Finland
Club Tee
This hoodie is absolutely fabulous beyond reason. The pictures don’t do it justice — I love everything about it, the weight, the fabric, the design.
Valerie W.· Santa Fe, NM
Club Hoodie · Black
I don’t think Eros realizes the depth and width of his audience. His humour is infectious … in a non-disease way.
Hope D.· Gastonia, NC
Broissant Cup
It arrived and I couldn’t wait for a review request — sending you photos instead. My tee!!
Jean L.· San Antonio, TX
Suspicious Baguette Energy Tee
Keep up the fabulous, enlightened and hilarious posts. My daughters and I are big fans.
Maït F.· Nairobi, Kenya
Club Tee
Broissant content has been my lifeline. I’m a Finnish girl who lived in Paris and I’m homesick to go back — this is the closest thing I’ve found.
Anni V.· Helsinki, Finland
Club Tee
This hoodie is absolutely fabulous beyond reason. The pictures don’t do it justice — I love everything about it, the weight, the fabric, the design.
Valerie W.· Santa Fe, NM
Club Hoodie · Black
Good questions

Before you order

How does the sizing run?

True to size, with a boxy body and dropped shoulders. Between two sizes, take the larger one.

When will my order ship?

Everything on the site is in stock. You get a tracking email the moment your parcel leaves us.

Do you ship outside the United States?

27 countries, tracked from Austin. $9 flat, free over $70. Import VAT is collected on delivery outside the US.

What if the size is wrong?

Size exchanges are on us. Reply to your order email and we send the right size before you post the first one back.

How do I care for it?

Cold wash inside out, no tumble dryer, no ironing on the print.

Why does every product page talk about a bakery?

Because that is where the money goes. Broissant funds the opening of a French bakery in the US from what the brand makes, and the counter on this page shows exactly how far along we are. You are buying a piece of clothing at its normal price — nothing is added for the project.

Is part of my order a donation?

No. Broissant is a company, not a charity: nothing is tax-deductible and there is no donate button anywhere on this site. We put the revenue to work on the bakery and we publish the progress.

Still unsure? Email the team — a human replies, Monday to Friday.